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What the Chuff?

Nicki Todd

At fourteen years old, Jessica is desperate to grow up and live the life. Her mum, of course, is trying desperately to stop her!

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ISBN : 978-1-78830-187-9
Published : 30/08/2018
Pages : 180
Size : 205x140mm
Imprint : Olympia Publishers


Nicki Todd

Born and raised in West Yorkshire, aye up, I left school at sixteen and went to beauty college to become a makeup artist (in truth, I just hoped to get a ticket to Hollywood so I could marry Brad Pitt). Since that didn't work, after dabbling in some modelling, I worked as a legal secretary, sat some exams and, eight years later, qualified as a solicitor. I met the man of my dreams, (I knew he was Mr Right as he made my bowels move). We have been married for fifteen years, live near York and have two amazing children.

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"I feel like I'm in one of those Tales of the Unexpected dramas that's on on a Friday night. It's all a bit surreal. I'm on some kind of fairground ride, possibly the Waltzer. The last thing I remember is my mother pouring pints of water down my throat. What the chuff has happened to me?"

At fourteen years old, Jessica is desperate to grow up and live the life. Her mum, of course, is trying desperately to stop her! Her best friend leads the way, although not always the right way! 

Jess hilariously gropes her way through the many trials, tribulations and traumas of growing up, paying great attention to the really important things like grapefruit body wash and, of course, sex! 

Much wit and many wisecracks take us through a journey of friendships, holidays, a rock star sex god, university life and trying to meet her one true love in this prequel to Ah Feck It!

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