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The Chronicles of Zonk

The Chronicles of Zonk

Zachary Maxwell


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You might say that the Zonk family are dysfunctional...

Gretchen and her brother, Thaddeus, inherit a dilapidated truck stop in Poncha Springs and, with their mastery of fellatio, develop it into an address for odd progressives, liberal teachers, perverts, and thieves, who go there for fuel, food, and fellatio. It becomes known as the Palace of the Three F's.

Along with Cornelius Zonk and his incredible inventions, Gretchen applies her science to save the world, and Thaddeus, who is not the brightest bulb in the Zonk knife drawer, has no freak'n clue what is to become of his pathetic brain.

ISBN : 978-1-78830-928-8

Published: 25/03/2021

Pages : 375

Size : 205x140

Imprint : Olympia Publishers

Zachary Maxwell

Zachary Maxwell has degrees in nothing in particular but did achieve his PhD in the Lethargic Sciences from the renowned and accredited University of Futility. He happily resides in the attic of his mother's dilapidated home and frequently contemplates solutions to the dense insanity surrounding this Universe.

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