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Kids Books That are Absolutely Not for Kids | You're The Reason Mommy Drinks

This month we’re releasing the highly anticipated You’re the Reason Mommy Drinks. Everyone thinks it, but nobody says it. Finally, there's an author with the courage to write what everyone's been thinking. You're the Reason Mommy Drinks is a children's book that is definitely not for children. But it will leave every mother worldwide nodding her head in agreement.

 

After reading we wanted to see what other not for kids, kids books are out there, and we found some gems! Have you read any of the below? Let us know if you have!

 

 

 

 

 

The Very Hungover Caterpillar By Emlyn Rees

 

 

A parody of the original 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' the story we all unfortunately know too well. Dealing with a hangover. Can he do it? You'll find out!

 

 

 

Bi-Curious George by Andrew Simonian

 

 

"George was a straight little monkey but always very... curious. One day George saw a man. He had on a sassy purple beret. And George got excited, despite himself." - That's the first line. We'll let that speak for itself.

 

 

 

Little Miss Basic: A Parody by Dan Zevin

 

 

We all know and love the little Miss and Mr men series, it's very child friendly. This though... not so much. Any teenager around at the moment will totes love this.    

 

 

 

 

Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach, Illustrated by Ricardo Cortes

 

 

Warning to any children that may for whatever reason be reading this. Do not read this. Adults with young children however, you're going to love this. Delightfully humours and very relatable.

 

 

 

 

K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

 

 

Do not show this to your children, don’t mention this to your kids, once you've read this and finished laughing and reviewing it hide it, lock it away or burn it. It’s great.

 

 

 

All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen and Jory John

 

 

Don't bubble wrap your children. Life isn't all sunshine and daisies, people die. This book just deals with death very harshly but humorously. We loved it. Its wonderfully dark. If you want to break what death is to the little ones just give them this. It’s got a dinosaur in it, they’ll get over it.

 

 

 

 

You can get yourself a copy of ‘You’re the reason Mommy drinks’ here!

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07/03/18

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